A Bene Placito?

A Bene Placito is a Latin phrase that can be roughly translated as 'at one's pleasure.' More importantly, it's a less commonly used synonym for ad libitum, or ad lib. Most of these theories come from the fact that I say something incredibly stupid, and then try to cover it up by a presenting an argument that at least sounds vaguely, marginally reasonably. I ad lib, prevaricate, and outright make stuff up. Hence, a bene placito.

Quotes

"The process of transforming important parapolitical topics into light-hearted spectacle comes as part of the overall conspiracy of the media conglomerates to trivialize them- as any good conspiracy theoriest would point out."
~Kenn Thomas
Introduction to The Little Book of Conspiracy Theories by Joel Levy

"Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts."
~John Gunther

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
~Oscar Levant

Aug
04
2009

There Are No Girls On The Internet

This statement is true. It's Rule 30 of the Internet, which is interestingly enough one of three that most people bother to remember (the other two being Rule 32: Pics or it didn't happen (paraphrase) and the infamous Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.

Anyway, there are no girls on the internet.

I am a girl.

A paradox?

Of course not.

After all, as everyone knows, the internet is a series of tubes.

And though you can technically be on a tube, usually you aren't. Girls are smart enough to realise that, while guys aren't.

Which is why girls are IN the internet.

at 10:32:00 PM

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